Sunday, September 9, 2012

Suckiest movie I've ever watched - Return of Thor.

Return of Thor is prolly one of the worst movie I have watched and I can't believed I actually spent more than 30 minutes watching and aniticpating something interesting will happen.

They totally turned audience off forthe whole of first two minutes by copying that style of Starswars which is setting up the plot through words scrolling on the screen to tell the audience what happened and it was boring, and because it was so boring, they spent the next ten minutes switching between gunshots and a conversation that went on between Thor and his father but it wasn't even clearly shown, their faces.

And gunshots because the other scene was a robbery at the museum.

The only confirmation that the movie I was spending my time watching wasn't a low budget, fan-made parody of Thor was the fact that the female lead look quite like the pretty girl I remembered from the first episode.

Yea, for the whole time I was watching, I was commenting how it looked like a low budget movie, a badly planned plot, and lousy actors because the way they talk is so monotone and fake.

And it was more like someone in a badly imitation of Iron Man suit using a styrofoam hammer trying to save the world (or his town) with the powers he got from Thor when Thor chose him by Pikachu-iing him when he opened the door.

Funny, you think?
Seriously, no.

It's no wonder it got a 3.0 out of 10.0 for the ratings.
And this damages badly, the image of Thor that got a 9.0 out of 10.0.
~_~ .

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